.:. Warning: Rice Is Dangerous .:.
Important Warning for those who have been drawn unsuspectingly into eating rice:
1. More than 99 percent of convicted criminals eat rice.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in households that consume rice score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when rice became a staple food, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating rice.
5. Rice are in the form of grains. It has been proven that as little as one pound of rice grains can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average Filipino eats more rice than that in one week!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no rice diet exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Rice has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of rice and given only meat and water to eat begged for rice after as little as two days.
8. Rice is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to unhealthy foods such as high cholesterol pork and parasite infested meats.
9. Cooked rice has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating rice could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on rice.
11. Rice is cooked at temperatures as high as 100 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most peole are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.